if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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