Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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