Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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