I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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