margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I supernannyed him into submission
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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