Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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