Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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