im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Randomize
