That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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