in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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