Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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