We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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