I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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