I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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