IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
