If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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