question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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