this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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