Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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