she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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