he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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