Already got asked if we're dating
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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