So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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