So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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