Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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