She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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