'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Randomize
