the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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