Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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