Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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