I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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