I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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