I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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