sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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