Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
