so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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