"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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