i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
