She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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