Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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