yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Do vagina's smell?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'm way too hungover for life right now
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Randomize
