Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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