I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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