I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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