Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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