she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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