Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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