Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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