I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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