No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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